Get Your Fat Ass off the Plane…

…buy a bicycle built by tank makers like GM (General Motors)…one that can survive your fat ass bouncing on it and start riding a bike everywhere you go.

I love it, what a great topic…A traveler the world over, I have experienced everything on a  plane.   From the phantom fart bomber to the old dude with the breath of a dragon slayer….the worst of the worst on a plane is a fat ass with their side rolls shelved up on your arm rest and you have no where to go…

Fellow bloger at Will Fly for Food has some politically correct but very poignant thoughts on the matter…from working in the industry she has a few horror stories to share herself.  Should they pay for two seats and not inconvenience other travelers?  Should they even be able to board a plane or punished for their gluttonous habits?  Or maybe they just can’t help it.

My opinion is harsh for the majority of these people that don’t have a serious medical malfunction like a thyroid issue or something like that.  Obviously, they will search the world over for reasons to not do what they have to do like  stop fucking eating so much and such unhealthy food.  Start walking.   Just fucking drive your car off a cliff, buy a bicycle and start a hobby you love to give yourself some sense of self worth so you don’t want to eat yourself out of your own misery…

I’m just saying…get off your ass and do something…take responsibility, it’s your own fault.

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